Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Cut the toxic people out of your life
You know, random ass thought…
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If something so simple as sitting wrong can have a lasting negative impact, I’m pretty sure most people don’t masturbate right according to the experts.
Who needs to brush your teeth anyways? I’m sure this Woodford Reserve will keep my mouth disinfected .
random as fuck for me to mention here but i actually used to consider woodford reserve my favorite liquor until i bought one of the bigass bottles and a coworker at the time i thought was cool kept threatening to deck me if we didn’t keep taking shots until we went through the entire bottle. i’ve never genuinely thought i was going to die the way i did being collapse on the ground after. seriously thought that was it and i was gonna choke out on vomit or something in a drunken stupor. i did the math once to figure out my BAC that night and i should’ve probably died lmao.
anyway long story short i have a food aversion to the taste and smell of woodford reserve now. any of those cheap honey whiskeys too but that’s a different story for a different time.
It’s a different time now, chop chop! Tell us another tale!
That one is much more recent but much less engaging of an anecdote imo. These are kind of lame but I’m always willing to chatter lol.
Honestly just had a different, actual friend come over the day the news broke about the election in Trump’s favor here in the US and he was super into the honey jack daniels at the time. We just pounded an entire big bottle of that and I ended up way drunker than felt reasonably possible. Ended up shirtless sitting in the shower throwing up my guts. Also accidentally stepped on my cat which was sad (but I think she was okay). Oh and ig the Dictator-In-Chief shit happening but overall bad experience and while I didn’t really feel like I was gonna die but it made me retch a bit every time I smell cheap liquor mixed with honey from then on.
I honestly had problems with alcohol from like, 17-18 all the way until I was 21, almost 22. I don’t really drink much anymore. It’s a bad drug anyway. Basically toxic. Nicotine is also up there. What’s it matter that nicotine itself doesn’t really much cause cancer if every single fucking way you can ingest it is carcinogenic itself somehow? Not to mention the addiction both of those can cause. The social acceptance of both is insane. I’ve ingested my fair share of both and more tho so maybe that’s why I’m so cognizant of everyone huffing and drinking what is paramount to a poison. I’m still hooked on both every once in awhile and want to quit but I don’t really think that’s the topic at hand here, bc I get these vibes when people bring that up in this vein.
Has something similar with Bacardi 151 back when I was in college. Me and two friends were playing cards and drinking, losers take a shot. We went through a huge bottle in like 30 mins. I was just utterly blasted, I’d never drink so much in my life. Thought I might die of alcohol poisoning.
I stayed completely sober for like 5 years after that, and some 20 years later I still rarely drink.
I only consume foods that contain high amount of PFAS to grow a protection layer around my teeth
Can’t become a leader if you’re not willing to consume lead.
teflon coated teeth actually goes hard
chemically inert, slippery to bacteria and food remains, always white
Sounds like something you’d hear at one of those World’s Fair type expositions from the mid 1900s. “Chemically inert, and easy to apply at home!”
This is why I love my drug dealer. No judgement from them.
Who the hell goes to a nutritionist
We used to have a TV nutritionist called Dr Gillian McKeith.
She was later forced to stop advertising herself with the word “doctor”.
I’m sure it was Ben Goldacre who said “Gillian McKeith, or to use her full medical title, Gillian McKeith”
Avocado toast enthusiasts.
Have you ever actually tried avocado toast? It’s tasty as fuck.
It’s fine. It’s only good ig you avoid those dog shit hass avocados.
I wasn’t impressed. I think I saw so much hype for it that the experience just didn’t live up to it and so it felt a bit meh.
I’ll be honest, it’s pretty hit and miss. You get someone just throwing diced avo on toast, and it’s pretty mid. But you go to a place that seasons it, includes grilled onion and peppers, uses high-quality sourdough bread, and covers it in bacon and a fried egg? One of the best things I’ve eaten. And one of the messier.
Based on your description the better ones don’t need avocado inside at all
They don’t need it, but it elevates it for sure…
Though they basically just described a breakfast sandwich lol.
I’ve only had straight up avocado on toast a few times, but it’s always been good. But yeah, it was seasoned very well.
Right, that’s just a bacon egg and cheese that happens to have avocado on it.
I sometimes make it at home. Just sliced avocado with salt and pepper on toast is pretty good and simple. Avocados are only $0.50-$1 where I live, so I never got the “buying a house” statement, but I’m guessing avocado toast is more expensive at coffee shops or something.
People who don’t know what a dietitian is
I guess that is the specific doctor you need to see if you are having nutrition problems, with symptoms like being over or underweight.
So the average person should probs see one in their life.
They’re not a doctor but your doctor might refer you to them. My doctor’s office has one in house.
Oh, I was mixing it up with a dietitian it seems
oh I think I was too
Rickets.
Just eat raw liver what could happen
Alcoholism da na na na na
We stan a supportive King.
The Predator will make all that irrelevant soon enough.
Insurance guy: you’re always wonderful you know?
