• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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      3 days ago

      You don’t realize it yet, but you have been saavvveeeeddddd by these wonnerful deee-sigh-pulls of Jesus! Can I get an “AMEN,” brothers & sisters?!?

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        3 days ago

        I just want to jack off to video games and feel bad about it after. Why is the world intent on interfering with my tear jerking???

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        3 days ago

        So what you’re saying is we need a religious themed sex game? I think I follow. You have to fight your way through the 12 apostles and then you and Jesus bang. Its like Mortal Kombat, but with sandals and a lot of baby oil.