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Yup. Ground News is my go to for getting a balanced view.

Often dream about hunting for a toilet… then I wake and need to go straight to the loo.

Keeping my neighbourhood tiger free. Hasn’t been a sighting of a tiger here since I moved in. No sharks either.

Oh, and cooking. I’m pretty good at cooking. More than one set of friends have said I should apply to go on Masterchef but I have no interest in fancy plating and I’m not much of a puddings guy.

Had been thinking about leaving Reddit for a while because of inevitable enshitification but it was the API thing that prompted me to move.

Ah, yes, well, you see, he made some great speeches and also… er… played cricket.

Actually, cancel the speeches thing, Hitler made some great speeches too. So it’s just the cricket thing.

A house in an Italian village for €1.

Currently 7 miles / 11.3 km away, but have lived 3941 miles / 6343 km away.

The fact that I’m now so close again is pretty much pure chance.

Deported straight out of the ring! That’s gotta hurt!

Then cut away the wall inside the frame and put a pane of glass in it.

Truly the language of love.

Fanny Fan, surely?

No, but if anyone asks me where I’m ‘from’ I never really know what the answer is.

"Anything you say can be taken down and held against you - "
"Danny DeVito!:

Try pickled onion - even sharper.

that’s when you send the new offer of a whopping $21.37

Pffft. Next offer goes in at $19.50

Dude outed himself when he told Janice his birthday was the 35th of March.

Misread this as “technically started the Korean War.”

Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don’t have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I’ve never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren’t French!

Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.

Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.

Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

Billy the who now?

Jesus’ head is being used to transmit porn

I’ll take ‘sentences I never thought I’d read today’. please.