Kraiden

Which they’re trying their absolute hardest to kill with their anti consumer BS re: Switch 2…

Factor in the current payment processor’s crusade against PC games, and… well, things are looking pretty bleak all round in the gaming space

I mean, they can tell YOU to poof, but they can’t make your LEAVE go poof like in the op

My spoon USB-C port is too big

eta: JFC, who wrote this?

Here is a modern smartwatch with USB C

Picture of a fucking brick with straps

Seriously, none of those “examples” are anything I would consider wearing, and I have clubs for hands

Same in NZ. That would be illegal here. They can force you to take leave, or they can pay you out, but it can’t just poof

Wasn’t this part of a series? Where’s the rest of them? Or am I misremembering? I thought it was one of those graff artist vs the city kinda things like this

Don’t forget he also thinks you can change the path of a hurricane with a sharpie

Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that

Spy (2015)

Sure. If you need a selfish reason, most accessibility features end up helping everyone else too!

Voice assistants, curb ramps, audio books, subtitles, etc

If you’ve got a lot of content on a Steam account, you can make physical install discs