A 3rd of your household income? I pay 53% of my income plus 21% taxes on everything I buy.

Even if they would pay me $250, I wouldn’t want to go there.

Front of the house inwards, back of the house outwards except for upstairs, there it’s always inwards. Same with doors. Back door outwards, front door inwards.

Can I register your bet for 27 dollars or euros?

I recently got a relationship. But don’t think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(

Fuck trucks.

I love it when cats on the street come over to be petted. And how my own cats are like “oh, you’re finally home, give us food now and then you can fuck right off, I’m going to sleep”

So a retired guy gets tired from all the tires

Finally some news that isn’t insanely depressing.

I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.

I’m not from the US, but I’ve heard someone from there explain the system.

When you go to hospital, and get a bill of $250.000 your insurance company will cover let say $50.000. You will get a bill for $1.200 and the rest will be declared by the hospital to their insurance company as damages.

It’s super weird, I still don’t get it but apparently this is how it works in most cases, or as I’m told.

When will he be hacked… Let’s place bets everyone!

I totally agree

Got the wrong dentist mate

As long as it isn’t a blue waffle, I’ll eat it

Could only find a French dubbed clip

Barber’s Johnny

Never had this issue. I do get the occasional boobs on me from the dentist or dental hygienist but I don’t mind. It’s part of the reason I come back there.

Honestly, fuck 'em both.

Subject: Drowning

Dear Sir / Madam,

I’m writing to inform you about a drowning on the premises of…

No, that’s too formal.

Dear Sir / Madan,

Drowning! Drowning! Help me!

123 Carington rd.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,

Maurice Moss

Would be worse if it’s the other way around