It kinda already is a thing here, you just don’t hear about it. Child marriage is disgusting. Make it 21. If you can’t drink, you can’t get married. Also shouldn’t go to war without ever tasting alcohol.

It’s not that. It’s that organized civilization won’t last long enough to get that advanced. How long do you think it’ll take to get that far scientifically? 3-4 centuries? We’re lucky if we get 2-3 decades left out of civilization between running out of resources, climate change, pfas, microplastics, fascism/war, and unbridled capitalism. That’s just shit that’s happening right now, not even including unexpected shit like super volcano eruptions or major meteor strike or something. We simply don’t have enough time to get that advanced.

Lol! I was commenting on Hermes having multiple deaths, but wasn’t sure anybody would remember the multiple ways he died in Futurama, and was positive I was missing a few.

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Facebook got a dating section like 8-10 years ago maybe? Same basic thing as every dating app, but no need to create another profile.

Not new stuff, just new space between all the stuff that’s already there.

Or at the very least, the entire asteroid belt would put a good dent in it.

Lol even in theory it’s dubious, in reality it’s absurd. Well never make it to that point.

And single women want to raise a child on their own? I mean, a few do, but most would prefer help.

This is a result of communication being penned in by social media rules. We largely can’t even discuss this serious topic on an open level so unfortunately cutesy nicknames are required when talking about serious issues these days.

Meh, as long as they’re using clean energy, I really can’t complain considering my country wants to expand coal and oil, while curtailing clean energy. Shit sucks but they’re doing better than we are.

I like “met their end credits”

And a $100,000 bill.

It really pisses me off that this is the onion.

Yup, I remember when 20oz bottles were $.69 and they gave out free ones with a cap. I mean, there was gambling involved in the advertising, but shit, even back then, that price was nothing. These days, even with my well paying job, a coke is 15 minutes worth of work.

Still in plastic bottles.

It will absolutely be against US citizens because MAGA cares far more about not having foreign wars, than having gestapo disappear US citizens.

Fucking his niece? Cause he’s already doing amphetamines.

Love to see it.

Between this and Bolsonaro, things are looking up for the world. I’m happy about that even as my country continues to fall.