The taste surely beats soy milk. Or so I was told.
Such a pity, that nature will not let a man produce more than a single gulp each day.

fingering scheme

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For humans, I heard it say to use butyric acid.

Crane flies are a big deal where I live, and especially the ones with reeeeally long legs - longer than anything pictured in the Wikipedia article - just love to come into people’s homes, especially in September.
EDIT: Why is this relevant? When I was a little tyke, I’d constantly mistake them for airborne spiders. Sometimes, they form frigging swarms anywhere where there’s water.

I feel the sudden urge to have a water balloon fight.

EDIT: This fucker is larger. Looks cooler, too.

Unicode addition when?

WTF did I just read.

Life is better down where it’s wetter.

Dr. Gangrene would like to have a word with you.

Depends on the state of your heart.

hospital, not unlikely

Why is that bird so fucking dirty?

Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.

I first read that as “caned.” One day…

And I thought my eyesight diminishes as I age. Turns out it’s reality itself that’s falling apart.

Where else should it be stuck? 👀

s/he/it/

That’s the real answer. Always check on whose payroll somebody is.

Funny, that movie was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down” in English.

I’ve talked to a lot of people from all walks of life, and I’ve come to realize that one of the main things that sets people apart in adulthood is whether they were loved as kids. Those that were, and those that weren’t, might as well come from different planets. It’s so bad I very much go out of my way to avoid the topic.

They: Yeah I didn’t always get along with my parents.
Me: So… how often did they beat you up?
They: Oh no, they never beat me. But my mother criticized me a lot, and my dad moped, sometimes.
Me: :-|
They: I’m kinda traumatized from all this.
Me: So… where did you spend last Christmas?
They: Well, among other things, I visited my parents, of course.
Me (who has cut of all communication for many years): o_O