Spotify is Swedish and registered in Luxembourg?

I only know that from Bear Grylls and I think that guy is just a fetishist pretending to be a survivalist.

Nobody believes me when I say that! I grew them! You chop em up throw em in the dirt and they grow! You are happy with taking cuttings from any other plant but potatoes? Oh you can’t just chop em up and bury them. Then what did I just grow aliens? Ugh.

What is even the point of those petitions. Has a petition ever actually gotten a response that wasn’t “lol, no” ?

I just haven’t got around ooh a sale!

I have found that Netflix loves to set things to 5.1 surround over stereo which is a thing to check.

Doesn’t fix everything though *cough* Christopher Nolan *cough*

Pretty sure that tweet is way older than the Xitter takeover. He doesn’t have one now.

Nothing more gay than a bunch of straight dudes together.

Why does everyone bring up purple shirts. I wore those nobody cares!

I remember a time when autocorrect was terrible then it became good and then, terrible again. What happened?

My friend is more like an over caffinated monkey screaming not useful callouts.

Christ, what spawn of hell that pairing would make.

Other than the fent and bomb one I have heard stories of people surviving. Heard a load of people surviving making explosives that went wrong so. Feel sugar cube fent is the only truly reliable one.

Bullshit my night shift neighbour is the quietest person in the whole flat!

Nightshifters being a minortity so they don’t matter is messed up thing to say. They are the reason bakeries have fresh bread and your shop gets deliveries.

Also you are confusing people going out and coming back drunk with Night owls. That’s mainly morning people. As you say, they are the majority after all.

I don’t think that’s a joke or a punchline.

If the class action I found online is the same one. My old shitty job tried to implement biometrics and dropped it around the time of that class action. What a coincidence. So thanks?

You kinda did though. I am unsure what your comment is actually truing to convey. Users only have 2 options of mobile OSs that are average consumer ready.

What? Apple is the bad guy, Google is the bad guy. They are both bad guys!

That’s insane. That’s an insane thing to say. Me going 10 over in a school zone is dangerous as fuck even if everyone else is doing it. Me going 10 over in a residential zone or a built up area is also super dangerous.

What are your general speed limits in those areas?