A new one every time. My friends and I have a spreadsheet with dozens of concepts and we continually develop more.

Cheesecake.

How would somebody buy it if nobody could afford it?

That sounds like it’s solving the problem, then.

And what do they do with that investment?

Sell to whom?

Probably by people buying apartments or moving away

When I ask a server for something, its response shouldn’t be “here, you do it.”

Oh, this is satire.

I guess I should be thankful that they were no longer demanding GOTOs.

I agree that PHP was easy to pick up, but I already knew several programming languages and was quickly shooting myself in the foot with the extremely overbuilt, redundant, and buggy builtin functions. At the time, though, it was either that or ASP, so I chose the lesser of two evils.

To segue, switch statements aren’t inherently necessary for a mature programming language; I think that addition was partially to mollify the growing userbase (not a good reason), but on the other hand it’s really just structured pattern matching wearing a hat that says “switch” on it … though again, that’s something which could fairly trivially be achieved with a list comprehension. It’s not like you’re getting the machine-code-level optimizations that a C compiler could churn out for a proper switch statement.

Get that fucking JavaScript out of here

Replaced the P in LAMP with Python when I started building webpages again a few years ago, and never looked back. Such a vastly more pleasant experience.

They were looking for those nudes.

Yeah, she’s a real piece of work.

Wait 'til you hear about Palantir.

OP gon’ kill you

Always pour one out for Firefly

They’re working on it, but it’s not complete. Try again.

Whoa. That’s a big fuckin’ ant.