A 16 year old shite rapist is just a boy, his whole life agead of him!

A 12 year old black kid shot for holding a toy is an “armed youth”

People only get het up now if it’s men raping little boys.

How many timss have you heard from the Manly Men influencers that women in their 20’s are ‘past their prime’?

They’ve been shifting the window the entire time. For a country like the US that already gets weird about teenaged girls and has childhood beauty pageants, it’s really not going to take as much as you think.

Multiple rimea. Illegal! Illegal!!!

It literally just uses a back door they deliberately left open because otherwise other corporate shitmonkeys won’t give them free advertising

Can’t wait until one of them garibaldis

Weight makes you go faster

Leave it in a workplace fridge with a clear sticker saying “MIKES DO NOT TOUCH”

All it does is prove to the purchaser that the fuckers don’t trust the basic safety and fitness for use of their product. Spectacular self own.

You look at Jeff in that ep and tell me you wouldn’t and i’ll call you a filthy liar

The Danes, thanks to their habit to comb their hair every day, to bathe every Saturday, to change their garments often, and set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women, and persuaded the daughters even of the nobles to be their concubines.”

Nike dudes even starting to get the monk haircut.

Or the circumference of your mum’s fat arse

You can fit 74 texases inside an Australian cattle station. They’re hilariously angry about it.

You guys are gonna love canberra

Don’t extra step

" how come you don’t have YouTube ads??"

“Firefox”

Later they come to you “but i still have ads!” THEN ya hit them with config

Except they’re the ones who can die from a dirty handset

I hope they get it to build them a nice big ship and then get onboard.

We’ve had two maritime billionaire (comparative) disasters, time to reach for the stars

yeah but that cuts both ways. If you’re the only one who appears to be taking something in the wrong context, then you need to stop and go “I have made a whoopsie” not double down and start hurling fashy accusations

My dear hamster in christ the whole damned post is sledging sky news

that was sarcasm, you moon faced pie. Fucks sake, we’re literally talking about sky news being full of shit, someone refers to something else sky news posted that was also full of shit and you somehow think this was a non sarcastic comment complaining about africans

Dude. I’m fucking autistic and asking what the hell is wrong with you.

Never existed