Myke Hurley said in some episode of Cortex podcast, that he doesn’t want to turn his new mechanical keyboard hobby into a jobby. He wants to keep some things as just hobbies. He has enough jobbies as it is, and he doesn’t want to ruin something he enjoys.

Although, it sounds more like OP has no jobs or jobbies, so having at least one should be ok.

Do you just straight up ask for meth or is there a code word?

Can confirm. Just lie down, and let the boredom soak in for a while. Won’t take long til you remember five things I was supposed to do several weeks ago. Your subconscious mind really hates boredom, and will do anything to keep you busy.

If your to-do list is somehow completely empty, your mind will just come up with random new ideas, like what would happen if you put little wheels on a tomato, can you build a “house of cards” out of eggs, what if there was a set of suitcases exactly the size and shape of the trunk of your car, what if CO2 could be sucked from the air and pushed back underground somehow, what if cryptos are a scam… You know bizarre stuff like that.

Yeah, that’s a classic. If it ain’t broken but just barely limps along, infuriating everyone who uses it, and while a new system would actually work properly but costs money and effort that no one wants to spend, don’t fix it.

But apparently restaurants don’t have a normal point of sale machine at the entrance? Why tuck it away at the back?

Why don’t they just have the machine in an accessible location near the entrance? You know, like all the normal stores do.

Oh wow. Just wow.

A system like that is just begging to be exploited to the point that it begins to smell like a honeypot operation.

Soo… they don’t have these wireless card reader things? Is that because of American capitalism again? Where I live, even random market vendors have them.

I would 100% follow them to see what they’re doing with my card.

Yeah the hand is way too complicated and hard to identify from far away. Also, proper identification requires some amount of wind, which is not the kind of dependency you want to integrate into your flag design. That’s why stripes are so common.

They are incredibly versatile and also a clear sign you know what you’re doing.

A hitchhiker who knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Let alone someone touching the ghost.

Can confirm. There are things you can’t unsee.

You’ve been warned.

LPT: Turn safe search off, and you don’t even need the NSFW subreddits. You can search for adult anything and those results are guaranteed to contain porn. Usually, the more you scroll, more hard core it gets. When you go deep enough, you’ll eventually start finding furries too.

LOL. Looks like you’re the right guy for being a mod of fuck_ai.

Does the term “late stage capitalism” sound familiar? You might not be a literal Marxist, but you might agree with some of the ideas.

I think a joke is something you can’t take seriously. Could be good, bad, ugly, absurd, weird, stupid or something else. Either way, it’s harmless, and makes you laugh.

If something is called a bad joke, it has some of those properties, but it isn’t funny. It’s actually quite serious, but in a bad way.

Add that to the long list of selection biases you see here on Lemmy.

• techy
• Linux
• anti AI
• Marxist
• liberal
• pro queer
• introvert

What else?

I sure do. Just last night, I went to a store that was closed. The shopkeeper had hired a very tall and furry troll to guard the store at night. She said the shop is closed, and seemed a bit irritated. We shook hands for no apparent reasons, and then I went away. I sat into a car, we drove off, accidentally drove off road, plowed through the 1 m thick snow, fell off a cliff. We nearly crashed into a house, but somehow managed to land on a road right next to it.

That’s why you don’t try to do your shopping in the middle of the night.

Planning to go into detail, or was that it?