A magical smooch that heals all ailments.

A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s

Don’t get me started on the one where you spin around on your penis. My floor is starting to develop a hole where I do it.

It sure is

Looks like the same watch I have. Where do I get this?

And who here is innitiating the trade war?

Well yeah. I support them joining. But…

The idiots left of their own volition. No more handouts and special privileges. Join as any other nation and follow the same fucking rules. You left on a high horse and came crawling back. You could not appreciate your special deal so you are not worthy of getting another one. Just like any other nation now.

Where were you when Garfield died?

I was on toilet taking shit when phone ring. Garfield is kill.

No!!!

She could be ace. She was on hormonal birth control for like 1.5 years without any real change. Would hormonal imbalance show a different way as well? I don’t want to just tell her to go get that checked because she has low libido.

I have been with my gf for 6 years and not once have I gotten any so… I would take a bad one over none. She does not even seem to enjoy me going down on her sadly. So no oral sex in this relationship.

Stop making us all jealous.

Love this copypasta

Willst du aber ein Femjunge sein? Das ist jetzt die Frage.

Well I don’t have a pixel my dude.

You can still get less cleaning pouring it warm. Won’t cause temperature shock on the glass.

Yeah you don’t pour it immediately. You wait for it to cool off a bit.

Does it bother you that much?

Yeah. You are missing the ecolution of the meme to a nonsensical level where kid named finger is now a more successful meme than the original.

Fake. Anon managed to not get bitten.
Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.