My wife’s great danes would get their ears flipped and get their jowls stuck on their teeth all the time. She’d always tell them “fix your face,” to which they’d shake their heads. Good pups, I miss them…
Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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It’s also been used much longer. First known use of “happy as as a clam” was 1833 versus “free as a bird” being used in the 17th century.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Rosie O’Donnell hits back calling Trump ‘King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan’3·6 days agoYou know what, you’re partly correct! Barr is an absolute bitch who should have taken the opportunity presented after the whole racism thing to just disappear.
However, I’ve just never found Rosie to be a likeable person. Even going back to her stand up days, I’ve always found her annoying and abrasive. I do very much appreciate her tearing Trump apart though!
*Takes both*
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Rosie O’Donnell hits back calling Trump ‘King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan’75·7 days agoI really don’t like her either, but damn, that got an authentic “Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho damn…” belly laugh out of me.
Although I would love if they kept their shitty music to themselves, I’m not interested in their crap.
For real… Any of the people who I do come across doing this are listening to the tinniest garbage that sounds like organized radio static.
And it’s always got to be in the grocery store or Walmart. How about while you’re there, you go buy some $20 Bluetooth headphones so you can listen to your garbage music alone and stop torturing the rest of us with your bad decisions?
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•AOC Calls Trump ‘Rapist’ in Brutal Epstein Files Crisis Dig82·8 days ago
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•US shoppers feel the heat of Trump’s trade war: ‘the prices are going up’41·9 days agoMy strongly republican coworker was gloating about prices coming down back in February and was actively looking for houses to retire to in Florida and Texas. Now she insists on doing company shopping at Aldi because “Shoprite has just gotten too ridiculously expensive.” A couple weeks ago she admits to me, “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to stop working now.”
Aww… No shit… Welcome to the club… We can’t afford matching t-shirts.
You know… I’ve seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet…
I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions…
I’ve read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.
I’ve seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer…
I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.
I only hope this doesn’t awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me… Sorry Steve… The poor guy’s been through a lot.
Not only does Goofy have a son. It looks like he had two. What’s never really explained is what happened to Goofy’s other son, Junior, after he found out his wife was cheating on him…
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure0·13 days agoYou may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s DOGE cuts are a Texas-sized disaster11·13 days agoHim, Musk, and Noem have blood on their hands, children’s blood.
Heartless, evil bastards…
This is what happens when you let children use any social media.
It’s an image dump, full of anime pics/porn/etc.
Well, which is it?
There it is…