Here’s a quick 2ish minute primer

Thank you for your service o7

More enjoyable than just a plain black or white square

Also DiCapriophile doesn’t make sense for the joke they’re making. That would be someone that’s into DiCaprio, not who he’s into.

I think what they were trying to say is “I heard people use an Apple watch to get NFC payments working”. I’m not confident that answer=Apple (also I have no idea if that would actually help), but it’s the best I can come up with.

Mom’s weed now

Decompressing from the idea of making a call

Is that supposed to do be a good thing?

I Have No Friends, And I Need Screens

Still a better love story than… shit, no, wait.

Shit.

“Hey man, any of that rum left?”

“Nope”

“What happened to it?”

“Can we please go back to quiet, polite hatred? This is quite undignified I say, harrumph even.”

They didn’t say birds only live in France though

Am I upvoting because truth, or because dopamine? Oh well

*clicks upvote*

Kind of terrifying since I use maps pretty much exclusively for places I haven’t been to yet, so I’m not totally unfamiliar when I go there

Finally, something I’m qualified to do

What if feeling bad is one of the consequences that no longer exists?

The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of “don’t throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday”. That’s potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.

Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone and you’re just supposed to pretend they aren’t overstepping boundaries.