Hey I use em dashes all the time— specifically when I’m trying to seem like an LLM for shitposting online

Yeah I think it’s going to make me go insane

Songs where someone is singing about loving (not in a platonic way) their “baby”. I’m just unable to get it out of my head

Well it’s a white mushroom with gills so that narrows the possibility space to 1 mildly tasty shroom and eight gorillion super deadly poisonous liver failure shrooms

Oh you finished this work ahead of schedule? Your reward is even more work! I know that you love work ;) don’t you yes you do yes you do you love it

The titanic WAS the iceberg! I feel like I’m going insane why can’t anyone remember this?? It was made of pykrete as part of Project Habakkuk and repurposed as an ocean liner because they thought it would be cheaper than building ships out of metal. And there weren’t any lifeboats, ice floats and the survivors could and did just cling to the wreckage. We didn’t (and still don’t) know what sunk it! It’s a whole mystery and apparently now we’re just pretending it’s solved??

!joke disclosure this is a joke!<