unalivejoy

Me to the tattoo artist: “show your work”

Looks like new sign ups are paused right now, but it’s definitely something to keep an eye on.

The economy is like fairies. If you don’t believe in it, it stops existing.

Morb, derived from morbid.

You dropped this -> /s

You’re supposed to give it back to them in the form of investments.

I couldn’t make it to school yesterday because I had truancy court.

Chief

“I own the farms which means I own all the food, so everyone will want to be my friend and live next to me”

It’s perfect timing because I always need a vacation from my vacation.

Just because you’re wearing your birthday suit doesn’t make you the birthday boy.

Do not put your dick in that.

I used to be with this, but then they changed what this was.

Now what I’m with isn’t this, and what’s this seems weird and scary to me.

This’ll happen to you!

It’s exposition for the voices in my head.

Eastern Most Europeans who use , as a decimal point will only receive fifteen euros.

Cheeseburger pizza lovers, but they don’t want pickles on their pizza?

Oh, you assigned a method to a variable before calling it? Congratulations, this is now undefined.

AI
Cocaine
Coccocainene
Coccoccocainenene

This might take a while.

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