Every time I have to wait for a 10 year old game to “update” I want to murder whoever is responsible.
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I suck at Scrabble. Not because I’m bad at words but because I’m always looking for the plays that will collectively give everyone at the table the best chance to make interesting plays.
Catan, though? I’m gonna block a sucker’s road and steal that grain, no hesitation.
laranis@lemmy.zipto politics @lemmy.world•Pregnant Mother in Tennessee Denied Care for Being Unmarried4·1 day agoIt is in ours, too. We just decided “fuck it, full fascism speed run”.
laranis@lemmy.zipto World News@lemmy.world•Russia rejects Trump's demand for a Ukraine war ceasefire in 50 days as unacceptableEnglish18·6 days agoHe’s gonna do something stupid. I’m surprised they haven’t already. The Epstein Files need distracting from. They tried troop deployments on US soil. Bombing in the middle east. Nothing dramatic on the Supreme Court docket.
If there isn’t a natural disaster right now they’re gonna pull some shit. Any guesses?
laranis@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Our parents promised us we would feel like fools for thinking we were smarter than them as kids. When exactly does that start?1·9 days agoI definitely see myself understanding the world more, and that obviously will come with experience. However, with that also comes wisdom, and specifically the wisdom to look back and see that some adults were fucking fucktards.
I was a better person than them then, and am certainly a better person now.
Enjoy hell, Mr. K.
laranis@lemmy.zipto memes@lemmy.world•An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.29·13 days agoI truly hope there are people who don’t get this. I want to believe.
laranis@lemmy.zipto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased.English1·14 days agoYeah, he’s not getting made fun of for his shoes. They’re just a convenient target of ridicule. Son is about to learn a life lesson.
I’m sorry. People are shit.
Where, might I ask? For a friend. Asking for a friend.
laranis@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you succumb to the urge to stop the microwave a few seconds before it actually stops ?0·15 days agoNo, your comment was perfectly in context. I was nominating it as a perfect addition to an all time greatest list of post that, out of context, are amazing.
laranis@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you succumb to the urge to stop the microwave a few seconds before it actually stops ?0·16 days agoNominating for best of out-of-context comments.
If you tell them they’re only going to do something equally or more stupid in the future. If you don’t they will learn their lesson, albeit the hard way.
I may not be a great candidate for parenthood…
First world PTSD intensifies