First world PTSD intensifies

Every time I have to wait for a 10 year old game to “update” I want to murder whoever is responsible.

I suck at Scrabble. Not because I’m bad at words but because I’m always looking for the plays that will collectively give everyone at the table the best chance to make interesting plays.

Catan, though? I’m gonna block a sucker’s road and steal that grain, no hesitation.

It is in ours, too. We just decided “fuck it, full fascism speed run”.

Nature.

He’s gonna do something stupid. I’m surprised they haven’t already. The Epstein Files need distracting from. They tried troop deployments on US soil. Bombing in the middle east. Nothing dramatic on the Supreme Court docket.

If there isn’t a natural disaster right now they’re gonna pull some shit. Any guesses?

I definitely see myself understanding the world more, and that obviously will come with experience. However, with that also comes wisdom, and specifically the wisdom to look back and see that some adults were fucking fucktards.

I was a better person than them then, and am certainly a better person now.

Enjoy hell, Mr. K.

I truly hope there are people who don’t get this. I want to believe.

Yeah, he’s not getting made fun of for his shoes. They’re just a convenient target of ridicule. Son is about to learn a life lesson.

I’m sorry. People are shit.

Where, might I ask? For a friend. Asking for a friend.

No, your comment was perfectly in context. I was nominating it as a perfect addition to an all time greatest list of post that, out of context, are amazing.

Nominating for best of out-of-context comments.

If you tell them they’re only going to do something equally or more stupid in the future. If you don’t they will learn their lesson, albeit the hard way.

I may not be a great candidate for parenthood…