Liberals generally support policies that trend towards socialism.

Are you sure you’re not thinking of libertarians?

Just add a few drops of soap. Problem solved.

To you the word liberal describes right wingers?

Next time you want to argue semantics, you should try understanding what words mean first.

We let Russia invade them. We didn’t assure their security.

Ok, so we still failed to assure their security.

Btw, assurance and guarantee are synonymous legally. Assurance is the legal term for a guarantee.

That’s why you don’t tell them they tested positive the first time. You can also likely tell by the levels in their system.

And we failed to assure their security. Assurance = guarantee in legalese.

There is a way around it. Check again after 72h.

Yes, they were. It was the whole reason they gave up their nukes.

Yes. Sending goods isn’t protection.

Maybe it’s because he stopped partying.

She wasn’t wrongfully terminated, lawsuits are just more expensive than settling.

One of my favorite scenes in American Dad is when Stan does this, and Francine calls back and says, 'Bitch, did you just hang up on me?"

But states don’t directly pay the federal government.

Or bring a box

I guess take a Viagra before heading over

Only works if you’re a show-er though

My wife loves them, but luckily (kinda) she loves the fucked up knockoffs more, so I surprise her with a $10 piece of garbage every so often.

Some of those fuckers sell for hundreds of dollars. I don’t get it.