So I do see how there could be a preference for a ‘shower’ because a big, well-formed dick is aesthetically pleasing even when soft.
Not that I can imagine any real person would be so hung up on this one detail for that to be a real deal-breaker in a relationship.
Greeks come to disagree :D
Untrue: Has girlfriend Homosexual: This entire post is about dick
Rise up all growers not showers!
The first time I saw this label was on Reddit. I didn’t know what it meant at the time, though it should have been obvious.
I managed to interpret it as a competition between a gardener and one who bathes. I figured it out within a few minutes, but that’s still an embarrassingly long time.
Someone might need to explain the idea of “growers” and “showers”.
Much more likely that the guy had some trait that she didn’t like that was much more hurtful and/or she knew the guy would not react to being told about the trait well. Better to just confuse the guy with some arbitrary insult and cut the relationship off.
That or she was cheating
Most likely this is fake.
And gay
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon was soft in front of his fake gf