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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine

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Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shortening the 50-day deadline he had previously given Vladimir Putin to put a stop to the war-torn country, President Donald Trump told reporters Monday he was now giving the Russian leader just “10 or 12 days” to end Ukraine once and for all. “I’m disappointed in President Putin, who has failed to halt this […]
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  • FoolishObserver@lemmy.world
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    There’s gonna be a 90 day extension, right?

    New reality series (unfortunately)?

    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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      They have until TikTok sells

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    If it wasn’t for the missing “war” I almost ate it.

    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A lot of people eating the onion in the comments.

  • zabadoh@ani.social
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    The prior 3 day deadline to end Ukraine came and went.

  • WizardofIs@lemmy.ml
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    “ You gotta stop or else!

  • SouthFresh@lemmy.world
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    Putin: “LOL”

  • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca
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    TACO time!

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    STOP! Or I will say stop again.

    • Baggins@beehaw.org
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      Or I will taunt you a second time!

  • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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    He couldn’t end the country in 3 days so he’s getting a few days more to get the job done.

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