SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoshortsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square143linkfedilinkarrow-up1863arrow-down113
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·3 days agoIf drinking alcohol prohibits you from going to heaven, all the church goers who practice communion are fucked.
minus-squareSPRUNT@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoYou’re forgetting the primary rule of religion: everything you do is evil, everything I do is the exception.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWell, it’s supposed to transmogrify into (human) flesh and blood once it gets in your mouth. Alcohol might be a no-no, but cannibalism is apparently a-ok. 🤷♂️
If drinking alcohol prohibits you from going to heaven, all the church goers who practice communion are fucked.
You’re forgetting the primary rule of religion: everything you do is evil, everything I do is the exception.
Well, it’s supposed to transmogrify into (human) flesh and blood once it gets in your mouth.
Alcohol might be a no-no, but cannibalism is apparently a-ok. 🤷♂️