Waiter: directs you to a room with a plush couch and relaxing ambiance
(the word restroom has always bugged me, like nobody goes there just to rest. It’s an awful term. No, no. clears throat Direct me to thy shitter, my lord. The need is urgent, there is absolutely no time for ‘rest’ at the present moment.)
You: restroom?
Waiter: directs you to a room with a plush couch and relaxing ambiance
(the word restroom has always bugged me, like nobody goes there just to rest. It’s an awful term. No, no. clears throat Direct me to thy shitter, my lord. The need is urgent, there is absolutely no time for ‘rest’ at the present moment.)