Life has been so hard lately, I’m going to school which means I’m working less hours and barely scraping by. I have all these art skills and backgrounds in animation and design, a plethora of computer knowledge and I’m pretty crafty. But I cant for the life of me seem to figure out what I should sell. I’ve tried Etsy, with a few paintings, some 3d prints I’ve designed, even a coloring book I made, but alas, I’ve got a total of 2 views and no sales.
Maybe I just don’t know what people want, what would you guys buy online?
(I read this as ‘funny’ but I’m leaving it up lol)
“oh, hello pizza man”
‘accidentally’ drops the pizza straight on her tits
“oh no, I am so hungry, and who is going to clean this up?”
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“sure thing Sexy Hunk”
“that’s my gal. Now we just lift and flips the switch-”
“screams my tits fuck OWOWOW”
canned laughter
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screams
[etc etc etc]