I was stating a factual health concern, dude. Get hemorrhoids or just stand in the toilet while surfing on Lemmy, I don’t care. You’re trying way too hard to pick a fight with me. I’m sure YOUR boss isn’t having to deal with that, is he?
Bullshit that’s “concern” trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody’s health and you’re speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That’s a real bad look bro.
Of course, I’m an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.
Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.
You’re not an agent. Totally for free, you’re trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.
To be fair, sitting in a toilet longer than needed is a great way to get hemorrhoids.
Happened to me. I also gave my self diverticulitis from straining too hard over the years. Had surgery for both and it was awful.
I’m also learning this the hard way. Aging sucks. But I’ll hush now or I’ll trigger u/explodicle
GTFO to be fair how about the shareholders get the paternalism toilets in their houses too
I wasn’t defending them. Just stating a fact. No need to be rude.
Trying to be fair on behalf of the employer is not merely a fact and it is defending them.
I was stating a factual health concern, dude. Get hemorrhoids or just stand in the toilet while surfing on Lemmy, I don’t care. You’re trying way too hard to pick a fight with me. I’m sure YOUR boss isn’t having to deal with that, is he?
Bullshit that’s “concern” trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody’s health and you’re speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That’s a real bad look bro.
Of course, I’m an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.
Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.
You’re not an agent. Totally for free, you’re trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.
Dude, now you’re being sad. Take a look in the mirror.