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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago

Man Who Sold Burned CDs of Limewire MP3s Out of His Locker Arrested After Decades Long Manhunt

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Man Who Sold Burned CDs of Limewire MP3s Out of His Locker Arrested After Decades Long Manhunt

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago
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Local man Jason Ulbrych was arrested after being accused of selling burned CDs out of his locker full of MP3s he downloaded off of Limewire while he was a teenager.
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    Fuck, they’re on to me, well it wasn’t a locker, it was a desk we bartered for from the health room.

    • ZeroCool@lemmy.caOP
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      Ut oh. You’d better just hope Lars Ulrich doesn’t have a lemmy account!

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        Lars owes me for all the refunds I had to give for St. Anger.

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        Money Good! Fire Bad!

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    We can finally walk the streets without fear

  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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    Bro got 10,000 Days 800 Days early.

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      Just tossing out Tool puns like it’s nothing!

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    Thank GOD they finally got him.

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    Damn, it’s not like he downloaded a car

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    The chance of viruses was its own form of punishment, and security training. Learned a lot in those days

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      I learned that the PC that I played pirated games on got a lot more popups

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    Oh no…

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    Meanwhile trump is still hiding from epstein

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