Don’t get that on your skin!

Found Ted Cruz’s Metaverse username!

You ever contact the police? They aren’t there to stop crime. They are there to take a report after the crime has been committed. If there were welfare queen CEOs involved, the swat team would have arrived within 5 minutes. But this incident didn’t involve “real” people.

Never stopped Trump before!

Are you trying to print gold?! CAUSE THAT’S YOUR YOU PRINT GOLD!

lol. Initially said “Stephen Colbert retiring next year”. Getting fired is a very good reason to quit your job.

They all deserve a trial.

“But what happens when there’s a bunch of democrats on the list?”

… Did I stutter? There are lines. The MAGAs love to push those lines as far as they can. I can’t think of any reasonable people who would agree with child rape.

Religion.

“OMG! THATS ME! HES TALKING ABOUT ME! WINNING!!!”

Oh no! The miserable sacks of shit are sad! ACAB.

It may not buy happiness, but it sure as hell removes a lot of obstacles to happiness!

THAT’S COMMUNISM!

You’ll think this dude is crazy when you are down $200 after your first year. But check again in 10 years when it has doubled in value. Just pretend the money doesn’t exist.

Shock We’ve ALWAYS been with war with East Asia (or at least since Tuesday)!

Rock, flag, and eagle, baby! /s

TRIPLE DICK DUDE!

I was so pissed off when I first learned that Golden Parachute is an actual legal term.

The right has a thing for dead kids. Do anything and everything to get them born! But then fuck you, get a job, kid.