Arghblarg

Time to reform Strike Force Five ⚡⚡⚡

Anyone willing to bet this wasn’t a secret verbal clause agreed-to in order to greenlight the Paramount merger? ‘Kill that show that makes fun of me, or no deal’, said the fascist orange rapist and his goons.

Ironically, ionized particles tend to stick together (trying to become neutrally-charged) whereas unionized particles tend not to interact as strongly; so a group of chemists ‘binding’ together to form a union would actually be ‘ionized’ not ‘unionized’ … metaphorically :p

Look up the “buy, borrow, die” strategy (spoiler: it’s only possible for those who are already rich, go figure).

Hah, no don’t worry ;)

Yeah, I got my name when gmail was ‘invite only’ :/

It actually kinda sucks. At any given time I have between 3 and a zillion idiots around the globe who, for months or years on end, keep buying concert tickets, airline/vacation bookings, get job hits, legal firm or health-care notifications … using my email (jbloggs@gmail.com) instead of (jbloggs999@gmail.com) or whatever variant they actually signed up for, since I got ‘just my name’ and they keep. forgetting. their. own. bloody. email.

And most of the time this shit is sent from a ‘noreply@wherever.net’ so I can’t even tell them they have the wrong email address. Grrrrrrr.

Terrifying

Edit: Beware the Goopacapra!

Yes, and they used the name first, not google. Arseholes.

It’s Tuesday, did you bring your raincoat?