C’mon dude, that’s a spatula.

Umm, no. It’s ‘chick who could have a dick’ or ‘girl who can kick your ass’ or it’s ‘strap on Sally’

Pussy snowflakes are embarrassed about what they do. They fear people might treat them and their families the same way they’re treating brown families.

My message to maga…well, he’s a dangerous idiot being told what to do by dangerous, evil people. We told you he was, and we told you they were. You voted for him anyway, and so now, YOU’RE all idiots for doing so.

Welcome to Republican-run taxpayer-paid public services. Why provide efficient public services when billionaires are waiting for another tax break?