My grandpa always used to say, “aging ain’t for whimps.” Never really understood him until more recently as I age.

It’s hard to make a turd look like anything other than the piece of shit it is.

Buddha isn’t a god. He’s a man who obtained enlightenment.

I only ever ask at corporate box stores, small business, and especially veteran owned business, I’ll actually refuse a discount if offered.

Oh, I don’t like fighting with the knife. I just enjoy poking people with it now and then to see if it produces anger or genuine thought… I should probably find a more productive hobby.

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So, your solution for a corporation underpayying their staff is to offer to do their job for free so corporate can just eliminate the position altogether?

Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don’t forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you’ll risk frequent clogs.

As long as the replicator works, I’d call that a win and sort out the rest in a classic Star Trek hairbrained way.

I would love a fully functional self powered Star Trek industrial replicator (pre-programmed)… oh, and while you’re at it, if you could tweak my brain to do the dopamine thing in a healthy way, I’d appreciate it, but fully understand if that’s too much of an ask.

Ok, you’re officially right, as in he did not pee on the actual Alamo… he peed on the Alamo Cenotaph Monument, which is the monument to honor those who fell in the battle. I’m not sure that’s any better, and I can understand why the Texans were upset by it.

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Why is no one mentioning that he once peed on the Alamo?.. Does no one remember the Alamo?

Without spending 8-12+ hours a day staring at a screen, I probably wouldn’t have needed glasses.

Aside from all the jokes I got about being a 16 year old boy driving a pink car, I actually mostly loved that tracker… soft top was my biggest bitch in the winter months it was impossible to get it warm.

Took my test in 1997 in a 1994 magenta geo tracker with a stick shift.