Caffeinated_Sloth

In a perfect world, yes, but at least where I live it’s easier to get rid of something by making it expensive and drowning it in red tape and tax code. People love their freedumb.

Simple solution: tax the shit out of short term rental income.

A) this is the western view B) I first read “sin free” as “free to sin” which actually made more sense to me since the biggest assholes I know are highly devoted Christians.

This pleases me. I hate how Jeopardy introduces people by explaining what they do for money. Why not “father of two,” or “avid gardener and birdwatcher,” or “television enthusiast.”

I’d rather my part of the public money go to help an alcoholic neighbor than to subsidize a certain Coastal Elite’s habit of buying golf courses and ballrooms.

He must have read the comments on a Babylon Bee post.

Thanks I couldn’t remember the title.

Great movie!

Hey look on the bright side: at least you still have two weenies to rub together.

Monkey see, monkey do. Coming to a USA near you.

That book is awesome. I hope it gains popularity in English.

For some people, getting a doctor’s note involves spending money for it because they don’t have medical insurance.

Hands on hips, nose in the air: “I only speak with people who are calm.”

This is awesome. Do it. What’s gonna happen when the contrails don’t disappear? Who are they gonna arrest? Gonna have to stock up on popcorn because the theatre of the ignorant is about to get really interesting. Finally a piece of legislation I can get excited about.

Windows+L every time I leave my desk.

Obama had the house and senate his first term and all we got was shitty healthcare and drone bombing wedding receptions. We need a new opposition party.