Nah me and one of my best friends are like this

I think its somehow referencing the phenomenon where people develop crushes on random people they see at an airport or meet on a plane

Maybe a $50 figurine or maybe $1000 couch. Ita a gamble

Im out of the loop what is that?

What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence

I swapped to linux a while back. The compatibility just isnt there yet unfortunately. Theres too many annoying roadblocks

I seem to live on the line between swamp racist and desert racist

Dwarf Fortress, Kenshi, and Ocarina of Time

Hotdog

This emphasizes my embarassment so much lol

Its all good

Didnt know what else to call it. Chest region?

Worst thing that ever happened to me. I bought a naruto hoodie off of wish. It was white and it had a red sharingan on the left breast. Wore it to school and got called “Klan Man Dan” all day

To add to this. We were also going on trips to potential universities

I feel like I would become addicted to a place like this

“Woah this guys a millionaire you say? I’m afraid I cant operate on this man due to his choice to be wealthy.”

Keep this graph away from my dad. Let the poor man believe!

Banana Slama

Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog

Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

This reminds me. How do japanese shut ins afford to live the way they do?