Doesn’t a calzone require the fold in the dough where a ravioli is two “sheets” of cough pinched together? Or am I misremembering sandwich classifications?

Oh don’t worry. They don’t understand how eyes work either.

What they’re saying best I can decipher is that seeing that bolt of lightning or that arc from a wire isn’t you setting the “electricity” itself. It’s you seeing something that it’s doing. Like the arc is a shadow puppet and “electricity” as they define it is the hand casting the shadow.

What they essentially want is for you to be able to take a picture of a lightning bolt and zoom in to see the individual electrons moving through the air. Fundamentally entirely misunderstanding how science says electricity works.

“That’s not you observing electricity, that’s just seeing something electricity does heathen.”

Those guys probably.

Their argument seems to be that since you can’t actually see it, as in you can’t pump electricity into a clear pipe and see flowing through the pipe like water. That “science” must just be lying to you.

It was apparently first printed in 1976 according to this page I found discussing it.

Those pesky pixies do have a penchant for producing pain.

To be fair, she was more disgusted by him responding that way to the “I’m married” thing than anything else.

This reminds me of a burn my wife gave to a random guy that decided to hit on her one day she was out running errands while I was taking care of the kids.

Deadass just first thing out of her mouth after he hit her with the “I won’t tell if you won’t,” to her saying she’s married. “Ew, I’m gonna need you to tell me what about any of this (gesturing to her entire Butch Lesbian look) made you believe I was straight so I can immediately remedy it.” I almost felt bad for the guy for a second. Almost.

When bro is such a bro you completely forget he’s trans.

My wife’s got a friend this happens with all the time. She’ll be talking to him and something about our oldest will come up. She’ll make some remark to him thinking he’ll relate, entirely forgetting that he had to transition so he didn’t experience whatever it was the same way.

Nah he had a foundation too.

This is how I die. Floofed to death by a Floof Monster.

Eh, depends on the person. I’m ace and don’t really feel it mentally but my body will respond to things so I generally just find it to be an inconvenience. Though sometimes my partner and I get a good laugh about it because I’ll not realize it sometimes and she’ll notice before me.

Makes sense. I’ve been told that taking off the socks is what makes it gay to give the homies a smooch. So I cannot find fault in this logic.

That’s only if you’re a person from outside that was put into the simulation. If we’re all just simulated beings we’d never know.

The absolute least surprising thing about that situation. He’s been so absolutely weird about her every time he speaks about her. Makes my fucking skin crawl.

The thing that gets me is they’ve apparently done multiple rounds of “correcting” Grok for being too “Woke” and it just keeps happening!

Reality has a well known liberal bias headass.