I’d pick the dollar in 5 million years. At first my choice may seem absurd to financially illiterate people, but it’s called “passive income”, which is the key to getting rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Reminds me of when the US tried to fight “terror” by kidnapping people and shoving them in Gitmo because they were wearing Casio watches, which is apparently a brand favoured by terrorists.

It was the latest escalation of President Donald Trump’s campaign to deport all immigrants in the U.S. illegally.

There are two ways to parse this sentence, and I suspect the most accurate parsing was not the one intended by Reuters.