“Remember”? You just said the magic word!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!1!!!

Fuck. Sorry you lost your ignorance.

Never thought Donald Rumsfeld would be a step up from Whiskey Gate, but here we are.

Fucking

NO.

“Nice vest! Y’know, you’d be prettier if you smiled more.”

Oo RAH!

“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer.”

-Catalina, GTA San Andres

Pokemon is knockoff trash. This is a Chinpokomon house.

🎵WO-O-O-O-MAN!

She stole my heart and my cat!🎵

🎶Step 1: instead of ‘ass,’ say ‘buns,’ like “kiss my buns” or "you’re a buns hole."🎶

“Why do my pets keep killing themselves‽”

TIL the thing under a cat’s tail is an “assterisk.”

…that’s how you get ants!

YEET!

2-igi?

sniff sniff

I think there’s some sarcasm in that comment.

Pictures you can hear

False equivalence; where’s the fire?