Not nice to tease. Also, shouldn’t he be a bit…redder? Hotter? More…tormented?

You are, this is just the first you’ve been able to get back through to yourself.

As long as it’s net blue we’re good.

Right now I’m 9.8 miles away. Looking up how far away from it I live…looks like 10 miles. So now I’m wondering if I just spend my life rotating in a 10 miles away radius from my spawn point.

At this point I’m surprised he’s not jumping up and down in press conferences saying “Remember when I paid that porn Star to bang me?” 🤣

Or how about 20 States the size of New England States?

If this had been on a list of 100 possible things to bring him down I’d have ranked it high 90’s. But hey, at this point I’m not picky - whatever works as long as it sticks!

Naw, just a state of mind.

We need Noem to give him the puppy treatment. You know, as an act of mercy.

Those MAGAts really are a great parallel for the Borg, other than the fact that the Borg dealt in actual knowledge and not made up bullshit.

Wow. Sure seems like this right here should justify some preemptive measures, right? Right?? RIGHT???

8647 at least

Think of the shareholder value…

If they keep them locked up in the U.S. they might possibly have to give them due process at some point - can’t have that!

Great theatre, but I expect this to be as effective as a single ice cube on a house fire.

But for every Zelenskyy there are 1000 Trumps, and all it takes is one of those dumbasses winning.

To be fair the shit I took this morning is more qualified for the job, so that’s not the high bar it should be.

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