Wouldn’t it just be a superfluid at that point? Those things are ungovernable. We’d have way more problems that just spilled puddles. They crawl out of the beakers on their own. It’d be an absolute nightmare.

My bad superfluids are 0 viscosity not surface tension carry on we’re safe.

That’s an excellent point — Shame about the small penis but luckily it doesn’t affect your ability to write! Good job, Quicky!