I have never cared enough about a job to do this

He seems to really like to speed through school zones

Paris and Rome are west of London lol

I didn’t even know he was sick

That’s hot.

For my spotted dick recipe, I like to let the raisins rehydrate in a bowl of lemon juice. Really gives the flavor a little extra pop of brightness.

So, you’re not sending noods then?

Add turkey baster for nuclear weapon

Defragmenting…

Criminals gonna criminal

Exactly what should be expected from electing someone convicted of 34 felony counts of fraud

Also: How 'bout those Epstein files Pam?

Third country deportations with no due process are wrong, period, and we will keep fighting these illegal actions in court.”

True, but also… How much are these flights to South Sudan by way of Djibouti costing taxpayers?

That sounds way more expensive than just keeping these specific convicted felons locked up

And they just turn them loose once they get to south Sudan? Sure, it’s far off but it isn’t exactly the moon. They can go pretty much anywhere they want

They’re essentially just releasing covicted felons on the world

Look up the word corrupt in the dictionary and it’s just a picture of Ken Paxton

Extremely stupid and extremely well armed

I’d trust a monkey with a shotgun more than these jackasses

Trump’s so senile he doesn’t know what decade it is. He probably thinks Sean Patrick Duffy is actually just Patrick Duffy from the 90s sitcom Step by Step

Which still makes the pick just as weird as picking Sean Duffy while knowing full well who he is

Makes sense, do 75% of the work and get 54% of the money

Crazy?

Rats make me crazy!

A rubber room with rats!

A rubber room!

They locked me in a room.