LousyCornMuffins

i couldn’t find that, but I found this as consolation

hey leave the drugs out of this

shouldn’t he have transformed by now?

he’s no crab person. crab people are more evolved than us. he’s more of a moleman

you may be assuming too much tech savviness for that amount of sleep deprivation, but you’re completely correct.

i “use” my phone while biking, mounted to the fucker, to play music (so i don’t have to use my bell as often, also music rests my brain) and the other day i passed a kid pedaling, holding his phone in his lap and staring into the thing and jesus heelslut christ he wasn’t even wearing a helmet i’m still worrying about him

my brother’s got six kids. whenever he visits, first thing he and his wife do is go to sleep. they wake up for meals, then go back to sleep. now, i love my nieces and nephews, but i don’t invite my brother over to be unpaid babysitters. i invite them over to see the family. so, we don’t invite them over much anymore.

i mean, if they were wearing headphones the kid’d still be blasting it. it saves the kid’s hearing at a minor social cost. tinnitus really sucks and if the parents have to take measures to prevent it, i’ll take being annoyed for a few minutes to keep someone else from getting tinnitus. it’s beyond a fair trade.

i tried this on my wife and got a good chuckle. her response was “i did? wait!” then i got a light punch on the shoulder and a smooch so it was worth it

i guess you haven’t experienced capitalized Hunger yet then. like, not eating for two months hunger. trust me, it’s an emotion as well as a physical response.

Oh god you guys, this better be freakin important

Tacos are pretty awesome

la grenouille mange le pomplemousse

I was going to buy my wife the latest Lara Croft trilogy for Christmas a few years ago and then epic gave it to me for free so I had to actually think about her gift

Tell me this doesn’t uh evoke or invoke, maybe invoice I dunno anymore, an emotional response

I lived right next to a college. It was nice.

Did you do the pointing at the screen thing when you fought Clair Obscur too?

omg i just got to the point where maelle’s hair did the thing and i just about died. i’m going to have to buy this one, i got it from my local library.

which emotional extremes? happiness? joy? fear? sadness? terror? hunger? beautiful food? lust? lust for the beautiful food? i got a lot of emotions just right now lets be real, there’s more than two.

beat me to it. That one was a lot of fun. It’s almost halloween, I should play it again.