My old ass 2000s meme brain reading the word herpetology: “Herp derp”

I hear more news from the US than my own country. Granted, my own country’s politics are people respectfully discussing policy matters while US politics is like a circus and a pro wrestling league combined, with unimaginably high stakes.

Wait until you hear about banks lol
They open after everyone’s at work and close before anyone finishes work
Because fuck you, that’s why

Runk means masturbation in Icelandic so that adds another layer of hilarity to this