You really should be providing a source when you make these kinds of claims:

Joel Myers’ Wikipedia article is pretty damning. He does sound like an asshole.

Myers faced criticism in 2005 when he supported the National Weather Service Duties Act of 2005, a bill … that would have prohibited the National Weather Service from publishing weather data to the public when private-sector entities, such as AccuWeather, perform the same function commercially.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Myers#Political_activities

Fruit, vegetables, whole grains, exercise, some sunlight, some socialisation, an easy creative hobby.

You’re right, it is easier to list those things.

Not according to latest studies, there is no safe level of processed meat consumption.

Cold cuts are often processed, rather than delivered raw.

Secondary News Article: https://www.sciencealert.com/massive-review-finds-no-safe-level-of-processed-meat-consumption

Original Study: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-025-03775-8

consuming processed meat (at 0.6–57 g d−1) was associated with at least an 11% average increase in type 2 diabetes risk and a 7% (at 0.78–55 g d−1) increase in colorectal cancer risk.

So eating a gram of processed meat per day would significantly increase chances of type 2 diabetes, and colorectal cancer.

1 gram ≃ 0.03 ounces (British imperial units)

The Mad Lib type of writing.

“Today I learned that [enter service of company], they [enter bonus service/ product offered].”

It walks, swims and quacks like an ad.

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, this is clearly an ad.

Not sure why you were downvoted, you are correct. You can’t even say “Winnie the Pooh”.

https://gamerant.com/marvel-rivals-banned-words-winnie-the-pooh/

NetEase is the developer of Marvel Rivals. They are a huge Chinese based company, they have ties to the CCP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NetEase https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Rivals