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I am looking forward to the muck. None of this is even confirmed but I am excited and comforted by the thoughts of being soaked in blood and semen and feces.

Well, no, but is that really the bar? It is a pretty low bar no matter how you dress it up. Now leave me alone with my schaedeghenayegh.

Using an ad blocker makes me tech savvy? Oh, la, la. Hand me my monocle and glass of schardonayegh.

My weekend is not officially over but it functionally is. I have been talking with interesting people for a bit.

🍆🩸😭

Yes, that one.

SKA?

I am going to wear a thrift store black shirt and buy a white shirt when I get there. Thank you, friendo.

Umbrellas are used in sunshine and are often called parasols. It’s not a bad form factor, it just seems to have practical limitations, like being foldable and still useful. Love the idea, though.

Japan is ready. Other places can be made ready. It isn’t hard to prepare people for bikes or whatever. Solar panels on everything are potentially a good idea. I only worry that my umbrellas do not last.

It is sort of my understanding that they were not really a band as much as they are a franchise. The music being second fiddle is fine with me. God, this is terrible. Still excited. Woo!

What have I done?

Pretty sure it is GWAR and then I should probably put an exclamation point after it.

Maybe I will just buy a shirt. If it does stain, I might put it on display.

“In this room, I keep my white t-shirt soaked in blood, cum, and feces. And over here is the veranda”.

I am not United Statesian and it feels like they change the rules every time I blink, but I think a trial with a death sentence as a possible outcome does require a jury. And if I am wrong, some vulgar good samaritan of the Internet will swoop in to politely call me a pig fucker.

My phone autocorrected it to all caps so I know I have stumbled on to a big deal.

So it washes out or should I not wear a light coloured shirt I am in love with?

I am not much of a concert person, but I am really hoping I do get to go to this one. I have been aware of them forever; never heard their music before today. It’s… the most mediocre metal I have ever heard. But to be fair, I am obviously going for the performance and pageantry more than anything else.

Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.

Happy 44th birthday IPv4! 🥳

Husband and I are never seated together even though booked together because humanity is a paid upgrade. Granted, the flight may be $9 or cheaper than a movie. Anyhoo. I can turn that into an opportunity to get to know another in-flight husband or two.