When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I’d be in prison soon enough. So far I’ve managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I’ve got a plan for this to prove her right. When I’m about to go bye bye , I’m going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I’m might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.
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1·2 months agoTo answer your questions:
- No.
- Yes.
- I don’t have opportunity for gardening or a need for for firewood. Just this afternoon, I did just very successfully forage for yummy wild mushrooms for my lunch.
What do you do, stranger?
I have a motorbike I use infrequently, I eat red meat rarely, and I have no children. I feel like I’m doing my part.
You see one apartment building. A property developer sees room for 100 apartment buildings.
Hell yeah!