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CAN WE PLEASE STOP YELLING, IT’S STRESSFUL

It’s dukie diarrhea, that’s why wet call it slop.

A true shitpost™ requires effort, effort and fiber.

Not if Smacky gets to them

I like to narrow it down to 2 choices and ask which they prefer

Need that juicy drip

Someday, you too will be Freddie’s whore

Lemmy taught me that if you try to cancel, they’ll offer you ms sans-ai. Save 3 whole bucks too.

Praise be Shag

Hey now

Some of it went to adding opiods to bags of flour