Change? What do I look like, a bank?

I feel sleepy often, so I will give him a pass on this. Not for the overwhelming criminality.

Smart? Probably not, but motivated by fear, hatred, and ignorance? Most definitely. Of course, if the specter of a second term didn’t motivate you to vote, then that is not too smart either.

AKA lying

Do these idiots not know that they are the government? Who do they think is doing this?

Seems like those files would clear things up.

Gyros!

I used to go to the fair and have fresh dipped corn dogs, so good!

We can assume that for this whole administration.

No, this is Patrick!

By “handling” do they mean causing?

Elect them?

Next up, sports…

Mommy and daddy wouldn’t argue so much if you weren’t such a little shit.

He hates his mother, but would still watch.

I’m just going to grab some popcorn 🍿

Why are we doing this? Government agencies shouldn’t be run like a company beholden to shareholders who supposedly want to pinch pennies.

At least this guy seems to care about the people themselves. He’s still a dumbfuck but not irredeemable.