La-tech

Huge international company: invents extremely addictive and delicious drink, pours billions into advertising campaigns and lobbies for decades.

The public: gets addicted as they literally grew up on it

The media: YoU nEeD tO dO bEtTeR!

Maybe the government can stop guzzling corporate assholes and start passing laws against advertising and lobbying for things that are massively detrimental to the public?

Like, I’m all for sugary drinks existing, but they should be banned from being pushed into our thoughts and definitely shouldn’t be endorsed by any public institution.

Freedom absolutism is great!

You can’t take away my freedom to rape kids!

Want a medal?

Pretty simple. They are groomed from birth and often until death, to blindly trust the “leaders” of their community. At some point they develop critical thinking skills, but they are so deeply manipulated to trust the cult that they face an internal conflict: Break away from your core values, family, friends, community, comfort of purpose and greater value, etc. Or don’t apply critical thinking to certain topics in your life.

Faced with what is essentially a social and moral death they ofteb choose the simpler option, just don’t let logic into that part of their life.

Honestly, hard to balme them, I myself have faced similar issues in my life and sadly didn’t always have to courage and strength to go with logic and instead kept with social norms that I know are wrong. To be fair, I think that 90% of people are blind to their own illogical (and often harmful) beliefs, but they easily identify it in others.

Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)

I wonder what kind of crazy injury you would need to sustain to actually shit out your liver

/s?

Shit, deleting prod is my signature move! AI is coming for my job 😵

Time to fill the internet with posts about extremely cheap flights until the AI learns.

Example:

“Found a super cheap flight today! 10USD for a round trip to Japan from NYC!”

Yes, but also humans stupid and must have good and bad, so if obama better, obama good.

For complex changes go with “self-explanatory” just to fuck with peoples’ confidence

Can’t wait for AI peer(AI) reviewed papers to set the standards for health (eat rocks) cooking (add glue to pizza) and physics (gravity is just buoyancy)

I was like “awesome! It was so funny and would be great to see a modern version of it!” And the I found out that it is a canonical continuation of the story and immediately got disappointed.

Hollywood, listen. When something old was really good and you want to make more money off of it, take the idea that made it good and stop reviving the dead just to be surprised that it sucks.

A new scrubs with a completely different set of people and story with just the key idea there would actually be awesome. Just remember how well the last season was accepted 😒

Who is BOOBG miles?

" Extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence"

But honestly, I think this is intuitive and reasonable so I accept it as factual.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

Literally time theft, off with your head!

An open source IPTV client (TV channels over tge internet)

We need to abolish zepto-retirements (thinking about anything that isn’t work while not yet retired)