I think it depends on how the actor prepares. Keanu is known to be super involved in his stunts and has done a fair amount of actual firearms training. I believe he’s competed in some amateur events.

I would absolutely expect him to be significantly more skilled with firearms than the average person.

And even if he wasn’t John Wick, I just cannot imagine the justification for fucking with Keanu Reeves.

Hey it’s me, I’m you from the year 2028. The only way out is to take more lsd but we didn’t realize it soon enough and now global warming (we’re calling it that again) has made the necessary ingredients impossible to source. You have to take a lot more acid right now in order to break out.

Godspeed traveler.

James Wan begins writing furiously

The crazy thing is, I think he’s more worried about this than he might need to be.

Theres a solid chance that legit evidence of this mother fucker raping children could come out, and he doesn’t dip below his floor of support. “THIS will be the thing that brings him down” has been proven wrong sooooo many times.

It was about 17 tubes of vagisil.

It’s working, keep attacking these fuckers. I just left an angry voicemail to my GOP rep sounding like an angry conservative.

At least he still thinks he needs control of Congress and sees them as a possible problem if Democrats were to retain control.

“Quickly, cast it into the recycling bin!”…

is a democrat

When it benefits him. He’s also a Republican and bronze tier Legion of Doom member.

Disagree. We need to go harder on these fuckers than we did the Nazis. We made the same mistake in Reconstruction too.

Scorched. Fucking. Earth.

I fully support this initiative and if some gangbangers want assistance from my lily white ass I’m happy to help.

No no, they got the money. They refused to use it for this and instead gave it to the sheriff.

They’re stupid and “welfare queens”.

the cause is either people going hungry

Lot of empty fields out there with food that isn’t getting picked right now. This may be closer than we think.

You’re being a tool. Stop it.

Exactly. Look at Mangione. THAT’S the government going after someone.

tried everything to silence him, jail him

We have wildly different definitions of “everything”. President MegaUltraChicken would have had him black bagged and tossed in solitary as a national security risk immediately. The mother fucker stole nuclear secrets. He should never see the light of day again.

Not to mention most of his lackeys got to sneak away untouched. Literally most of not all of the GOP Congress should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned.

The Biden administration didn’t do shit to attack Trump.

And so, Sleeping Beauty andyburke was cast into a slumber that lasted for 1000 years…

Stephen Miller is a cuck bitch Nazi and I demand a bare knuckle fight to the death. Put this fucker in the ground (in Dune Awakening).