Metostopholes
“He’s just zis guy, you know?”
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Cake day: September 25th, 2024
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The big argument is coming. It’s just a matter of time before one of you blows up.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•These totally legitimate commentsEnglish33·4 days agoThanks for making such a great post! Your content is always insightful and funny, keep it up! 👉👌🥵
Could we start doing the ritual more often? Like, weekly maybe?
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We all sleep alone soundly; Maybe the key to a happy marriage is separate bedsEnglish7·5 days agoI like John Hodgman’s suggestion: Couples should sleep in two beds, in two villas, separated by a reflecting pool.
I mean, I would like it if I could afford it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto Lord Of The Rings Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Is there someone else up there we could talk to?English1·29 days ago“You see, he’s already got the one ring!”
Oh you should definitely get one, they are fantastic. The only real way it will get the floor wet is if you turn it on when you’re not sitting down. The meme is just a bit of silliness.