Oh you should definitely get one, they are fantastic. The only real way it will get the floor wet is if you turn it on when you’re not sitting down. The meme is just a bit of silliness.

The big argument is coming. It’s just a matter of time before one of you blows up.

Thanks for making such a great post! Your content is always insightful and funny, keep it up! 👉👌🥵

Could we start doing the ritual more often? Like, weekly maybe?

I like John Hodgman’s suggestion: Couples should sleep in two beds, in two villas, separated by a reflecting pool.

I mean, I would like it if I could afford it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

“You see, he’s already got the one ring!”