Give me a good non-cloud voice control system that works and I’ll switch in a second. And on another note: The “Hey Google” command is so fucking annoying.

Never rent a car from Hertz, check.

The parents sucked anyway

Can’t say about any stranger, but you and I would have a problem. 😂

https://youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg

Daily shave? No, I’m a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔‍♀️

It’s not left though. It’s right and righter.

If you’re a satanist, you’re just a Christian who hates God. 🤷‍♂️

I get it, it’s fun saying you’re a satanist to get a reaction from Christians.

Magic

I miss the old internet. Usenet was magic.

Hey ai, uncrop this picture of two walruses for me. Freaky.

That picture looks 100% porn, but it’s not.

So weird, one would think wood would be a bad material for building nuclear submarines

Round earth propaganda 🙄

I don’t care about the mustard. The way he’s holding your melon makes me want to end him.

If you buy that for coffee you deserve whatever is coming to you.

Because 257’s a crowd

I measure mine in parsecs

Linus is from Finland. Finns barely tolerate Russians under usual circumstances. These are not usual circumstances.