No I’m going to tell you that is still irrelevant. The OP said:
I’ve had one that thought that “SSD” was a kind of RAM, and insisted on installing Windows on a hard drive.
It seems the student thought a SSD is RAM in the sense of “volatile CPU storage” and thus unfit for an OS install. And a SSD is not RAM in that sense of the word.
You have been at war since the January 6th beerhall putsch attempt. It’s just that one side didn’t realise and didn’t even put your new dictator into a luxury prison first before letting him get re-elected. Rookie mistake honestly.