Even then it’s only real while you’re continuing to pay for the privilege to play

Lemon-Lime, Cherry, or Blue raspberry, wherever your favorite flavor it’s going to cost a chunk more grandma, so hurry up and die already

Well they seem like a couple of level headed fellers

Inhumane and inhuman

If anything it might spark fundraising

Tap tap tap

Basement windows have to be larger than a specific standard. In your basement window is a foot high, that no longer counts as a bedroom iirc

Gerrymandered? You mean Donnytrumpered?

Are the rumors true that there has been a revolt, and Poland will henceforth be known as Tinkywinkyland?

I’M THE SOCCER PRINCESS!!

I swear by Taintspackle, a Holepucker product

This guy knows how to generate interest

schüttelfrost

Same here, everyone was so stressed about “the audit” but we had written common sense processes and executed them as needed, with mechanisms in place to flag potential areas for improvement if we found gaps.

The audit was fine.

I sprained my nurgle the other day. Still swollen

cough

“orbital bombardment”

They’d punch us in the eye?

Not if Kronos wins office

Brazzers

My guess is they think that since you’re paying for the audit the auditors won’t bust you for fraud, which is cute, since the auditors are asked to audit specific things that the company asks them to audit. They’re not released on the company like witch hunters, with wide open access to everything, cutting a swathe through fraud and criminality while people are furiously burning documents in the basement. So there is no conflict of interest, since the auditors are looking at what the people using them are asking them to look at.